Sunday, November 6, 2011

"Why Me?" Funny Thing For This Week


Hello everyone! Today I would like to share with you something that has been going on in these recent weeks. My family and I are working out and are losing weight.....nothing wrong with that right?......Wrong! Losing weight is fine....but this is over the top! Example #1.....We walk for about 40 minutes a day.....I'm not just talking about a stroll in the park...no.....I mean power walk through fields and ditches....until you are ready to die. #2 Then...as if that wasn't hard enough....noooooooo.......then we are doing 36-48 sets of strengthening exercises.....leg lifts,...laying on your side and lifting the leg straight up into the air 48 times....up slow, down slow.....Then the double leg lifts...as if the signals didn't burn enough..we have to do this unjust maneuver with both legs at the same time without holding on to anything.....yeah. Later after you have passed out....then its crunches! After 48 of these...your neck is falling off..and your abdomen feels as if it is going to explode...After all of this is finally over..then we must stretch!...When at this point, I'm feeling pretty stretched out already....anyway..so touch your toe's and try to pretend that you feel no pain...as not to let the others think that you are the most out of shape.....then all is done and you feel as though you have accomplished something...and you sure have...The next morning..its time to awaken and greet the world...so we sit up.......ummmmm...we sit..uuuuuupppppp....*CRACK*.....*RIP*....aaaahh!!!! OK...so that is so not happening....ok...so we roll out of bed.....now that we are flat on our face........now..how to get up.

Thank You!

2 comments:

  1. Hilarious Amy!!! I love the way you put things!
    Love you!
    Caitlin

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