Saturday, July 24, 2010

A Quote For Today

One of my favorite quotes of all time is......."The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all."
It is a wonderful quote that fits into regular life.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Funny Thing For This Week


Ladies and gentlemen, in this segment, I would like to share this experience. Riding a bike. Ah,.........riding a bike. You put your helmet on. You try to swing your leg over to sit on the seat. You swing it all right,........and you then soon think to yourself....."I think I'm going down..." .....yeah. So after you crash to the ground.....you take a moment to get over your shock. Then later after ten more attempts, you finally succeed. Your riding down the hill. "Ahhh, that beautiful breeze......." (Going faster)..."Wow I'm goin' good!".....(Faster)....."yeah!!!!!!!!!!!"....(About 70 miles per hour)....."uhh"........eehheeeeee......(airplane speed)......."HELP!!!!!!"........(jet speed)......"Our God who art in heaven how would be thy name........thy kingdom come...thy will be done..............."AAA!!!!" After your face is one with the tree, you try to stand.....aahhh...(feeling yourself) OK,..nothing broken...ahh..well..Yeah, so nothing is broken except your bike. So you and your injured ego squeak back home on your deformed bike. Only one petal is left....your front tire is a triangle.....and you have to lean to the left side to stay on the bike....you come pedaling home...your helmet split like a melon...but....25 years later someone walks up to that tree and sees it..... now your face shape is now a monument and above it is a sign that reads......"Don't Drink and Drive."

Thank you all!


Friday, July 16, 2010

Funny Thing for This Week

Ladies and gentlemen.....as much as I would love to share with you more joys about babysitting, I feel that I must tell about another joyful experience. Fishing. Ahhhh.....fishing. You are all prepared. The right clothes, gear, smell......etc. Then you cast. "Wow!!! I've gone so far, I can't even see it!" you thought. Then as you reel in, you feel something tugging on the back of your pants........"well, someones pulling something on me..." you think very stupidly.........."whats goin' on here??" you asked yourself.......you look back and see that you have given yourself the first self preformed wedgie.....After the very grueling task of unhooking your self and thinking.."well the first fish I caught was a dork fish." Later you cast again......you feel something....."I've got her now" you say..... you reel in and indeed discover you have caught something........half the tree from the other side of the lake.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. And God bless God for making fishing a mans sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

What This Means To Me

This means so much to me! When a daughter of the King is not rich or a courtier, she still is worthy in the eyes of the true King!
When this commoner wins the Princes heart, not by beauty alone but by her beautiful spirit.

Thank you,

-Amy

A love scene from Ever After

"The King Is Coming" By The Gaither Vocal Band

The White House Washington March 6, 1941

This is a quote word for word on the inside of a Bible given to- The Army Of The United States.

To the Members of the Army:
"As Commander-in-Chief I take pleasure in commending the reading of the Bible to all who serve in the armed forces of the United States. Throughout the counturies men of many faiths and diverse origins have found in the Sacred Book words of wisdom, counsel and inspiration. It is a fountain of strength and now, as always, an aid in attaining the highest aspirations of the human soul."

Very sincerely yours,

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To think they thought of the Bible that way and spoke of it that way even to different religions, not to offend people, but to show them that this book is .."an aid in attaining the highest aspiration to the human soul."

A Quote From George Washington

"The smiles of Heaven can never be expected on a nation that disregards the eternal rules of order and right, which Heaven itself ordained."

-George Washington


You would never here that in the textbooks today.

Thank you,

-Amy

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

My Blog Is Now Open!!

Come one come all! My blog is now free for viewing!!!!!

Funny Thing for This Week

Ahhhh... the joys of babysitting. Feeding them, bathing, playing with them, putting them to bed. Going home with the satisfaction that you have now become a human snot rag. ( Revolting I know) (Trust me on that one) Knowing that the flies are not gathering because it trash night. Knowing that the vultures are starting to circle outside because they smell a dead animal....knowing that one shower is never enough.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are the joys of babysitting.

Stay tuned for next weeks 'Funny Thing for This Week' segment.

Thank you and God bless babysitters!