Funny Thing For This Week

Hello Everyone! I would like to share with you the joy of....wind...but not just wind......picnicking in it...#1...You drive up to the mountains...all the while watching the temperature drop at lest 30 degrees from where you started from.......#2......You get out of the car and....well you attempt to get out of the car.....you take a yank on the door handle......and well...."it isn't moving.." you think to yourself. You also notice that the wind is blowing on towards you...so your brother opens his slider door with ease.....of course laughing at your poor effort......."poor effort...please! I think my shoulder's been dislocated!" You're getting angry at this point....you finally give one last yank.....and open it comes alright..........the force...that of an F-5 twister....your hair is straight back....your brother flies out of the other side....... and you can no longer see...#3 After you put your hair back....even though its already permanently back....and you finally find your brother who had been swept halfway down the mountain and into a prickle bush........you all grab the food and head for a comfy place to sit. Your mom is dishing out the food and calls for you. She hands you a stack of styrofoam plates.....suddenly a GUST of wind smacks you in the back and the stack goes flying.....Your little brother...while taking a bight of his 3 decker burger....yells.."Hey look..Frisbee's!"........You stand up....the wind still strong.....you stick to the car like a dead insect picked up while driving the highway. "What a dope." You murmur. #4.......FINALLY, you have your sandwich together....you decide to sit by a comfy tree......suddenly a mammoth bug decides it likes the look of your leg and crawls onto it.....keeping calm..(as calm as a girl can..in a situation such as this...) you take your hand off of your sandwich to swish it off.....and poof! Bye, bye sandwich........aha, the bugs gone....you open to take a bite....and bite into a nice flavorful piece of lettuce. You spit out the sad remains of a once beautiful sandwhich.....and stare into space...after the events of today..you think about having a funeral to dedicate such a once beautiful meal.#5...Well, time to go home......pack up the gear and all of what hasn't blown away....and head for the car......once again....a massive gust of wind swoops you and everything else you WERE holding....off the ground......you grab onto the first thing that you see....a long tree branch...(and wouldn't it just be the smallest, weakest stick known to man?) You suddenly hear a snap..."Oh great..." You yell.......Well you're on the ground again....."Well I give up." You lie there and start blowing with the wind...."Bye!" Thank you everyone!